Here's a bonus clip about Eurovision in honor of the sure-to-be-train-wreck of the American version as well as Apple's podcast support's inability to actually provide any support! Fingers crossed this will push our podcast to refresh on their system.... Otherwise, I hope those of you listening on superior platforms enjoy a couple more minutes of us rambling.
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This week we're talking about The Princess and the Frog. The alligator doesn't have a butthole, Tiana is way too good for this asshole, and Disney straight up ignores the fact that this was in the middle of the Jim Crow era.
Tell us what you think! Hit us up on all the social medias (or like, the three that us old ladies know about) at @wtpapod or email us at [email protected].
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We're all in agreement that the last two years don't count, right? Cool.
Our latest episode is the truly terrible Million Dollar Duck. The story is terrible. The acting is terrible. The parenting is terrible. The tax advice we give you is probably terrible. The surprise racism is really terrible.
Anyway, don't watch this movie. We wish we hadn't.
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Our third and final part of our unintended mouse movie series. We decided to jump right into The Rescuers sequel with The Rescuers Down Under. We delve into the inefficiencies of mouse society, question the existence of birds, and Ali is full of hot takes.
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Welcome to part two of our mouse themed episodes. Today we are talking about The Rescuers, a movie where the only people that seem to care about kidnapped orphans is a bunch of international mice. We talk about how little Disney cares about the source material, 70s slow jams, and Ali's dream house.
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If there are two things children love, it’s rodents and kidnapping. These two pastimes collide in 1986’s classic The Great Mouse Detective. In this episode we examine questions such as, in what capacity can mice perform military service? If you need a robotics engineer, should you just steal a toy maker and be mean to him? And how much is too much alcohol for a kids movie?
P.S. Jessie would sincerely like to apologize for her sound quality. She is a dummy and had her settings wrong and recorded through the laptop and not the nice headset that was bought specifically for podcasting.
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Well we were hoping that 2021 was going to start looking up and that didn’t exactly work out so we may as well put out this episode where we talk about Blank Check and all of the creepy pedophilia and child abuse that comes along with it. Join us for some peak preteen boy 90s aesthetics, entirely inappropriate federal agents, and a complete lack of explanation for most of this movie. Also, where would you store one million dollars?
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Join us for a special holiday episode. We're talking about the truly terrible 90s movie I'll Be Home For Christmas. Seriously, don't bother watching it. There are way better things you could watch. We'll talk about the college/high school hybrid portrayed in the movie, how far a person can reasonably walk in a day, and why you shouldn't take back your cheating cop husband.
We hope you have as good of a holiday season (or end of 2020 if you don't celebrate) as you can given the way this year has gone. Feel free to send us suggestions of what you want to hear about next because we really hate picking movies.
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Alright, everyone do us a solid and pretend this episode came out a week ago in time for the tenth anniversary of the release of Tangled. That's right we're talking about the most lovable Disney thief and the girl with the long magical hair. Join us as we talk about super cop horses, possible cursed prince chameleons, and some terrifying gaslighting.
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This episode we're talking about WALL·E, the most precious abandoned robot ever. Jessie nerds out about space, we try to figure out the right way to puree a burger, Ali realizes this is just a Hallmark Christmas movie, and we contemplate robot sentience and the soul of a robot.
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We've managed to make 10 episodes of this podcast! Go us! It may not come out on a very regular schedule, but we're certainly trying. In this episode Ali FORCES Jessie to watch Jungle 2 Jungle because she thought it was a great movie. Listen as we discover just how wrong Ali was, get some information from Siri, and sidetrack ourselves with Christmas movies.
Did we get something wrong or you disagree with some of our conclusions? Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. We are @WTPAPod on all the things including gmail. Have a suggestion for what we should do next? Let us know! It is really hard picking which movies to do and we would love to not have to decide for ourselves!
We will probably be putting out episodes a little more spread out for the time being as we all try to survive the pandemic and manage our depression funks. Thanks for sticking with us. We hope you're doing well and staying safe. Wear a mask and wash your hands!
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Shit... it's been a while. Sorry? Things has been pretty stressful these days, but we're getting back on track to ruin our childhood movies. This episode we're going after Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Groundbreaking animation film? Check. Significantly twisted origin story? Check. And yet we still don't like it...
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It's time for The Sword in the Stone! Somehow we managed to talk for over an hour about a movie where very little actually happens... Listen as we discuss yet another scene to inspire furries and whether or not there's actually a villain in this movie.
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Our first quarantine recorded episode so forgive the odd sound as we try to figure out how to do this from different houses.
We're welcoming our first guest, Will "Cash the Snake Knuckles" who is to blame for making us watch this movie. Join us as we revel in the 70s fashion, calculate the price of gold in 1978, and try to figure out if this movie was just a tax write off. Also we have our first review from an 11 year old! Get the perspective from someone in the age bracket intended for this movie.
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It's time for a parody of a parody where the fourth wall is only a vague suggestion and Brendan Fraser teaches us all to be comfortable and confident with who we are. That's right, it's the 1997 classic George of the Jungle.
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Are you ready for a glorious time capsule of south Florida from 1986? Because Flight of the Navigator is that and so much more. Get ready for time travel, child abuse, and a space ship impersonating Pee-wee Herman.
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We're doing our first live action Disney movie and you just can't go wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean! Join us for the weirdest attempt at an origin story yet as well as spoilers for more things than you can imagine: Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, The Witcher, probably all of the other Pirates of the Caribbean movies and that big old spoiler for Citizen Kane from Orson Welles.
Content warning for sexual assault. If you'd like to avoid that just skip over these times: 56:00-58:24 & 1:01:40-1:01:51.
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Get ready for a mishmash of Hamlet and Bambi, we're watching The Lion King! Get ready for an unexpected origin story, uncomfortable conversations about lion pride structures, and thinly veiled symbolism.
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It's time for the Disney movie that created a wave of furries! We're taking a look at the 1973 classic, Robin Hood. Listen as we discuss the bizarre origin story, contemplate the structural integrity of a castle, and try to decide if there was actually a hero in this movie.
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Our first episode is here and we're digging into Aladdin! We'll go over the origin story, interesting production facts, talk about Robin Williams a lot, and dive deep into why Aladdin is kind of the worst...
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